New Year's Resolutions of Alexa, Cortana, Google Home & Siri

Happy New Year to All!  It is time to take a breath; review the previous year; and consider our future.  A well-known ritual is that of setting New Years Resolutions.  These are the things we plan on completing in the upcoming year.  As an ode to our voice assistants, I took some time out to find their resolutions.  This is certainly good for some chuckles, but is also an indication of the built in artificial intelligence we are increasingly expecting of our assistants to have.  Maybe these answers will inspire your own resolutions!

Alexa, What is Your New Years Resolution?

Alexa had an amusing answer.  What was the most strange about the answer is that there was no native visual 'card' our output on any platform, including the logs.  Above find text created from dictation software and stored in an image.

Hey Cortana, What is Your New Years Resolution?

Ok Microsoft, somehow that seems like what we expect.  New corporate motto?

Ok Google, What is Your New Years Resolution?

Good answer.  Although a bit of a kiss-up.

Hey Siri, What is Your New Years Resolution?

Thanks Siri.  More kissing-up, but we'll take it.  What is Jai alai?  At least you have some personality!

 

 

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